Bad to the bone
Every project ships with edge. Boring is the failure mode — we'd rather be polarising than forgotten. If a design could belong to any other company, it isn't finished.
We make weird useful shit. Across the whole stack. If you're allergic to corporate sleepwalking, we built this shop for you.
Most agencies design a thing, hand it over, and never find out whether it worked. We build our own software, put it in the market under our own name, and live with every decision. That is the entire difference.
Not values on a careers page. These are the calls we actually make when a project gets hard.
Every project ships with edge. Boring is the failure mode — we'd rather be polarising than forgotten. If a design could belong to any other company, it isn't finished.
A human designs the plan and the architecture. AI executes faster, but it never leads. We wrote a whole page about why we don't scream “AI” at you — it's on the blog.
Real versions, real changelogs. No quarterly roadmap with 47 items and 2 finishers. The version numbers on our plugin page are there so you can check us against the directory.
Email gets answered within 24 hours by a person, not a bot, not a ticket-deflection widget that suggests three articles and closes itself. Always.
Free plugins solve the core problem completely. A paid tier adds specialty value on top — it is never an unlock for something we deliberately broke to sell back to you.
If it's not slightly unhinged, we're not interested. Generic SaaS is somebody else's game and they're welcome to it.
Nobody planned this shape. Each stage happened because a customer asked for the next thing and we said yes.
One person, WordPress work, no grand plan. We were good at plugins, so we kept making plugins — and kept the ones that solved a problem nobody else had bothered to solve properly.
Restaurants, trades, retail, logistics. Real businesses with specific problems where off-the-shelf software was a bad fit. That became the client side of the studio, and it’s still how we learn what to build next.
Clients wanted the whole thing — the site, the identity, the content machine — so we built that muscle in-house and tested it on our own brands first. Some of those brands are now real media properties we run.
A comparison engine. A QR marketing platform. A life-timeline network. Multi-store accounting. A self-custody crypto wallet. Products under our own name, with our own users, our own support inbox, and our own bugs to answer for.
Plugins on the WordPress.org directory, webapps in production, client builds, and the media brands. No quarterly roadmap. We'd rather just ship the next thing.
Every figure here maps to something public. No "10,000+ happy clients", because we'd have to make that up.
What we deliberately left off: uptime percentages, client counts and revenue figures. We can't show you a source for those, so they don't go on the wall. What we will commit to in writing: a person replies to your email within 24 hours.
Being honest about the edges of the shop is cheaper for everyone than finding out in week six.
If you want a site that looks like every other site in your category so nobody can accuse you of a choice, we're the wrong shop. That's a real preference and there are good agencies who serve it.
We work best with one decision-maker who can say yes. Design by seven stakeholders averages out to the thing nobody objected to, which is also the thing nobody remembers.
Twelve-week vendor onboarding, a 40-page RFP and a security questionnaire about our SOC 2 posture — we're a small studio and we'd be lying to say otherwise.
Bad to the bone. It's on the logo for a reason.
We'll tell you in the first email if we're the right shop. If we're not, we'll point you to someone who is.
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